Entire House in Horni Kruty

Horni Kruty , Kolin , Czechia

Bohemia Wonderland Vegan Guest House

Bohemia Wonderland is a fantasy house designed like a giant private nightclub for adults to have whatever private experience they want.

My house is situated 50km from Prague in the countryside of the Central Bohemia. I have sleeping space for up to 10 guests in a self catering arrangement. I do provide all the food in my kitchen for free so guests only need to buy extras they need. I have a nightclub/cinema room with a hot tub that converts from a bedroom to yoga/dance studio by folding away the bed. There is a gym and games room with a pool table. The cinema has a king bed plus there are are 2 double bedrooms and a double sofabed in the living room. If the are 10 guests an additional double mattress is available.

The kitchen is well equipped with everything you need. There is a bathroom upstairs and a shower room downstairs. The dining room has seating for 10 and the balcony has a vegan barbeque.

Cannabis is not 100% legal for purchase in shops but you can have up to 10g without breaking the law. I cant allow smoking in the house as I have a dog so I suggest the best option is to take a joint out to the fields and forest. My house is 100% designed for getting high. If you want to make edibles that is ok as long as you keep them away from my dog.

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Smoking is Permitted

  • Outdoor Balcony/Porch
  • There is no smoking inside but the property is 420 friendly. ( I have a dog so no smoking can happen in my house but I live in a remote village so there are literally endless fields and forests to explore with a joint. Or you can smoke on the balcony. )

Amenities

  • Wifi / Internet
  • Full Kitchen
  • Free Parking
  • Kitchenette
  • Dishwasher
  • Laundry
  • Big Screen TV
  • Musical Instrument
  • Hot Tub
  • Pillow Lounge
  • Outdoor event venues
  • Nightclub, gym, games room and secret adult playroom for adventurous guests.

About Your Host:

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CHRIS

Unicorn of Wonderland, 43

I am a former nightclub and festival designer. So when covid closed all the clubs and festivals I decided to turn my house into a permanent nightclub. I spent 5 years building it to be the ultimate place for a house party. I love to party so I made my nightclub soundproof so you can party 24/7 and not upset the neighbours. I enjoy fitness, vegan cooking, science, movies and parties.I have a dog called Mikey he is a 5 year old staffy/pitbull mix. He loves belly rubs and snacks.

Availability

2 nights minimum stay

About the Neighbourhood

Address is provided after the booking is confirmed.

I live in a tiny village with only 100 houses. It is a paradise for those who like nature. There are endless places for hiking where you will never see other humans. If you need additional food and supplies I can take you to the nearest supermarket but its a 30 min drive away or you can order online.I am an hour from Prague so if you want a day trip there to visit some restaurants etc I can help you with transport planning. There are secret places to buy weed that I can show you. There are also shops that sell the legal HHC which is also fun.

Additional Details:

CHECK-IN / CHECK-OUT

Guests will be greeted by me and given a tour of the facilities.

Check-in : 04:00 PM

Check-out : 11:00 AM

HOUSE RULES

Over 18 only.No pets allowed and no guests who are allergic to dogs.The kitchen is strictly vegan food only. Meat and dairy are not allowed to be cooked in my kitchen.Between 10PM and 7AM parties must be in the soundproof club with the doors closed.No outdoor shoes allowed inside. Barefoot friendly or you can wear socks/slippers.

HOST'S INTERACTION WITH GUESTS

The house is divided into 2 areas so although I am onsite 24/7 I live in a private area. I do require access to the shower and kitchen but the rest of the house is yours for your stay.

CANCELLATION

Guests have the right to a full refund if cancelling within 24 hours of booking. Within 14 days of arrival , Guests receive a 50% refund. After this time, the full cost of the booking will apply.

Identification

Don't forget to bring your government issued, photo ID as your host may want to check it.

DETAILS GUESTS MUST KNOW

  • Parties allowed
  • Must climb stairs
  • Pets live on property
  • Some spaces are shared